Why Oh Why?

Why oh why... did I do it?

Why oh why... didn't I stop myself?

Why oh why... was I so foolish to try and take the risk?

Why oh why... did I need to pee in the middle of the night?

Why oh why... did I press the flush button?

Why oh why... did you wake up (because of the flushing sound)?

Why oh why... are you such a light sleeper my boy?

(Arrgghhh... cursed and swore at myself last night for waking Matty up after I flushed the toilet. I knew very well that there was a chance of him waking up... but I still took the risk. This mummy here sure did not learn her lesson after so long. Next time I think it will be less of a hassle to use the toilet on the ground floor!)